▸ PLAYER 1 · PRESS START
FRESH
CUTS.
NO MERCY.
Welcome to The Spot Parlor — a Chicago barbershop where graffiti meets grooming and arcade cabinets buzz next to barber chairs.
No Standing
Barber Chair Zone
MON—FRI · 10AM—9PM · TOW ZONE
THIS AIN'T YOUR DAD'S BARBERSHOP
Three things we do better than anyone else on the block.
▸ STAGE 01
PRECISION FADES
Skin fades, drop fades, burst fades. Master barbers with 10+ years on the clippers.
▸ STAGE 02
STRAIGHT RAZOR
Hot towel, badger brush, single blade. Old-school shave that respects the craft.
▸ STAGE 03
ARCADE WAITING ROOM
Pac-Man, Street Fighter II, pinball. Free play while you wait for your chair.
★ HIGH SCORE ★
INSERT COIN.
GET A CUT.
Walk-ins welcome. Appointments preferred. Bring quarters.
Tow Zone
Bad Haircuts
VIOLATORS BUZZED
2 HR Limit
Fades & Beards
MTWTHFS · 9A—8P
No Idling
Sit. Get Cut.
THIS MEANS YOU